Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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