I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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