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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
third nipple confirmed
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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