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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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