Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
