is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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