she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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