my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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