He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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