Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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