Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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