My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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