therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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