1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
