You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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