if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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