what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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