I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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