I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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