and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
