I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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