David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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