I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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