the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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