i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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