ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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