Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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