This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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