David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
