Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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