she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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