omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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