Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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