dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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