Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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