So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
someone threw a dead crab at me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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