I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Dignity is for republicans.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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