yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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