Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
