He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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