why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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