Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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