Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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