if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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