you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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