That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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