That's intense
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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