oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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