Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize