gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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