is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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