Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
420 ftw
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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