I swear god or herbie drove my car home
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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