Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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