I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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