fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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