i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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